Euthenasia

Dave and I were discussing assisted suicide in Switzerland. Dave launches into a fictitious monolog between himself and an Assisted suicide center member of staff...

Staff - "Why is it that you want to end your life?

Dave - "Well I'm been working at this company for 8 years and I'm really bored. 

Staff - "Have you thought about getting another job?"

Dave - "Well I did ponder it for a second but I thought it might actually involve hard work."