pay day

Dave has just done his maths...

Dave - You know we're not getting paid for about a year coz of c**ting easter

Me - really?

Dave - Thursday is timesheet day. Friday is good Friday. Monday is bank holiday.

So wednesday will be pay day the 7th. Cu**s. F**king monthly pay why cant we be paid weekly.

Sl**s and Sl**s f**king whores.

psycho killer qu'est-ce que c'est ?

After receiving lots of random MSN messages from Dave lately I tell him he needs to get out more. I receive the following back

"i know fucking bored.

i think i want to become a mass murderer."

A little ditty received from Dave at 12:56am

"Snow snow snow bad for a man from the land of the sand."

I wander how many ciders were consumed in order to create that beautiful sonnet. An obvious nod to Alan's Far eastern origins :)