Dave had a few drinks yesterday....

Dave just sent me the following....

"I was so hammered on the train home I was like Dan Akaroyd on the train when he is dressed as santa in Trading Places. There was a girl 0ne along from me she was all green even her hair was green I turned to her and said 'Are you 'hic' an elf? Please can u wake me up at farnborough."

a totally unrelated video.

Please Note :- Any persons herein depicted in this video bear no resemblance to anyone featured in this blog. WARNING :- contains offensive language. Wear some headphones!

edit:- deleted as I am hoping to resurrect this and don't want to give anybody away. xxx

contrast problems

Have decided to temporarily resurrect this blog at a friends request.

Dave was around (I have since been moved to another office). I told him a user had logged a call about a contrast problem with their monitor......

Dave " Lets go and punch him in the nose and then when he asks why I did it I can say 'well the tears welling up in your eyes will soften the screen and it will look a lot better.'