Dave comes into the building after several errands at our other sites. He sits down to read the in-coming jobs..."Printer is printing out squiggles and hearts.......Fuck off I don't give a shit!"
Brief pause...
"I might buy a double barreled shotgun and go round and shoot all the printers. Then when they complain that they are printing too slowly I can say "Not a problem anymore."
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