the users are revolting again

A user has sent Dave a link to an article about the 'the deadly dangers of printers being in your proximity'.

Dave "Do you know what can be even more deadly? Me sticking a big spike in his eye."

I think staying up til 2am drinking Arak on a school night helps Dave to lose his normally benevolent nature.

that accountant again......

Our accountant came in to see us last Friday. After talking to a colleague for five minutes he turned to him and said "Who are you again?". The words of a total genius. Dave had something positive to say about the situation...

Dave:- "Well that's it then... We're all going to prison to be f**ked in the arse by Mr T. I don't mind giving but I'm certainly don't want to be receiving."

and then moments later...

"There is a solution to all this you know. We kill the accountant and burn his house down and then all our accounts will be destroyed."