I had to go to a group presentation yesterday but Dave and Alan's were today. Dave just got back from his...."When they said has anyone got anything to say I said yeah 'Alan thinks you're all c**ts'.
When we have the brain storming follow up session can I borrow your sword Alan? I can go in with the sword and you can go with a rucksack. If I don't take their heads clean off then you can blow them up."
Alan:- "Man I'm swearing too much these days."
Dave:- "Swearing is good I think it makes me less aggressive."
A brief pause follows.......
Dave:- "Look at all these f**king jobs we have f**king got to do! Who do these c**ts think they are."
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