fire alarm......

When I get to work everyone is on the street. I notice a new mexican restaurant opening up nearby. After I finally track down Alan I tell him

"There's a good looking Mexican is it open yet?"

"Who do you think started the fire?"

We head to Starbucks so Alan can get a expresso. He also orders a small glass of water and starts swallowing antibiotics.

Me:- "What are those for?"

Alan:- "Trust me. You don't want to know."