today.....

This morning I get in to find Dave editing an mp3 of the trumpton theme tune for a ring tone on his iphone so he can annoy people.

Alan is excited because one of the security guards has bought him in a samurai sword as (apparantly) he already has 5 and doesn't need them all.

Dave quote (regarding another colleague who has bought a porsche) - "You can change your car but you can't change your face."

Dave quote #2 - "Right I need to drink a can of cherry coke now so I can do lots of burps."

Dave is a Misanthrope .....

Misanthropy is a general dislike, distrust, or hatred of the human species or a disposition to dislike and/or distrust other people. The term is also applicable to those who self-exile themselves or become loners because of the aforementioned feelings. The word comes from the Greek words μίσος ("hatred") and άνθρωπος ("man, human being"). A misanthrope or misanthropist is a person who dislikes or distrusts humanity as a general rule.