free food

Today neighbouring restaurants have visited our office to promote themselves and offer free samples. Dave eats enough to kill several elephants. Then a colleague comes in and spots the sword. 

Colleague - "Wow I've got one of these!"

Dave:- "It's not an ornament... Careful its sharp"

Colleague - "Why is it sharp?"

Dave - "To kill people. Do you want some cake?"

Colleague - "You're going to make me fat then kill me and then eat me aren't you?"

Dave - "That food will never last til 2pm"

Colleague - "They will put more out"

Dave - "good I'll go back for more at half one."