"I've got a great idea"
Me "what?"
Dave - We drink my remaining 77 cups of Coca tea and see what happens. Do you want a shortbread?"
Me - "Yes please."
2 mins later our South American cleaner enters the room. Dave doesn't see him and does a massive fart. When he realises he's in the office he starts grinning and offers me another shortbread.
Me - "No thanks not if it does that to you!"
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