Wednesday, January 19, 2011
michelin smichelin
Our "in house" catering service offered at amazing subsidised prices that still seem higher than all the local restaurants had a great selection of nourishment today. I had a burrito with rice so spicy I couldn't touch it. I decided to ask a colleague whether I made the wrong choice and should have gone for the noodles instead..... "They are like 'bootlaces dipped in dogshit.' Well that was a win win situation then! Total cost for both meals = £7.80
Monday, March 22, 2010
pay day
Dave has just done his maths...
Dave - You know we're not getting paid for about a year coz of c**ting easter
Me - really?
Dave - Thursday is timesheet day. Friday is good Friday. Monday is bank holiday.
So wednesday will be pay day the 7th. Cu**s. F**king monthly pay why cant we be paid weekly.
Sl**s and Sl**s f**king whores.
psycho killer qu'est-ce que c'est ?
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
A little ditty received from Dave at 12:56am
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Dave had a few drinks yesterday....
Dave just sent me the following....
"I was so hammered on the train home I was like Dan Akaroyd on the train when he is dressed as santa in Trading Places. There was a girl 0ne along from me she was all green even her hair was green I turned to her and said 'Are you 'hic' an elf? Please can u wake me up at farnborough."
a totally unrelated video.
Please Note :- Any persons herein depicted in this video bear no resemblance to anyone featured in this blog. WARNING :- contains offensive language. Wear some headphones!
edit:- deleted as I am hoping to resurrect this and don't want to give anybody away. xxx
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
contrast problems
Have decided to temporarily resurrect this blog at a friends request.
Dave was around (I have since been moved to another office). I told him a user had logged a call about a contrast problem with their monitor......
Dave " Lets go and punch him in the nose and then when he asks why I did it I can say 'well the tears welling up in your eyes will soften the screen and it will look a lot better.'
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